Prescription Paydirt-Maximum Strength

Just What the Doctor Ordered  

Feeling the symptoms of Gold Fever? We’ve got your cure! Our Medicinal Paydirt is a fun and unique way to scratch that prospecting itch when you can’t make it out to the creek. Each “prescription” bottle contains genuine Oregon gold-bearing material, complete with natural black sands and river gravels—just like the real thing.

Every dose is carefully mixed and measured to include a touch of real gold to bring relief fast! Whether you’re gifting a prospector friend, cheering up someone who’s under the weather, or just having a laugh, this is the perfect remedy for those suffering from, or needing a gold withdrawal.

Directions for Use:
Pour into your favorite gold pan. Add water.  Swish and Swirl until symptoms subside. Repeat as necessary.

Side effects may include sudden excitement, uncontrollable smiling, and an irresistible urge to go prospecting. WARNING: MAY BE HABIT FORMING